THE LIFE LIST

Are you a jobless graduate?
Are you still in pjs at 5pm almost everyday?
Do you want to find an easy way to remind yourself of important things that need to be done?
I have the answer to any unemployed individuals issues. THE LIFE LIST.

THE LIFE LIST is an easy way to keep ontop of everything you need to do to get where you want to be in life. You can make THE LIFE LIST as often as you want, it can be a daily list, a weekly list, a monthly list or a YEARLY list. The magical thing about THE LIFE LIST is.... -drum roll please- IT'S FREE (well, you'll need a pen and paper but presumably you'll already have these tools.)

THE LIFE LIST is similar to a Bucket List, but instead of it focussing on things to do before you die, THE LIFE LIST focusses on things to do before you are actually ALIVE...
Once you have written your LIFE LIST, you must complete all the tasks on it otherwise you will have failed at life.

Here is an example of my LIFE LIST.

So now there is nothing stopping you. Go and make your own LIFE LIST today!

LIVE like no-one is watching.

Your every move is monitored. CCTV, Mobile phones and the evil of ALL evil, Facebook.
You might not realise it yet but you are causing more harm than good by surrendering your identity, and it will all be thrown back into your face eventually. Prepare yourself.

the masquerade.

So I graduated last month and went to Mallorca as a graduation present from my parents who spoilt me rotten. Good times. I've also been a busy bee on the internet applying for jobs whilst being back home in the land of terrible driving and mouth wateringly delicious cuisine... Cyprus.
I am almost 21 now and I've come to realise a lot of things.

• Most people wear masks. (The metaphorical type)
  

• If you have a gut feeling about something you are most probably right about it. Follow your human instinct.
• Never put yourself out for anyone unless you know that they are really worth it.

• Don't ever be a part of rumour spreading or gossiping. It always leads to trouble and will always backfire in some way. I believe in karma, so if you act like an arse, expect to be treated like one.

A lot of things have happened this past month that have been real eye-openers. Don't ever take crap from anyone because it will build up and one day, may very well explode with such an intensity that it will reset everything. Memories that were once looked at with fondness will be forever tainted and forgotten.

LABELS

Labelling people is silly but if you have been to university you will recognise every single stereotype that is listed. Let me begin...

Normies: These down to earth-social butterflies can get along with anyone. They are pleasant to be around, great to party with and give you the best advice.

The recreational drug takers: This species usually listens to any form of bassy electro, or reggae music. When on a high, they love the world and everyone in it, when on a low they hastily walk by you with their head down and often ignore you.

Artslags: These are often referred to as ‘hipsters’. These are the kids that make being uncool SERIOUSLY cool and bring back hideous artefacts of vintage clothing that should have died with the decade from which they originated. They are art-lovers with very little knowledge of art, and culture lovers with very little knowledge of culture. Lets break it down: Walking tattooed contradictions.

Hippitty-Hoppers: These are the hip-hop lovers who hang around in packs and rarely mix with anyone who’s music taste differs from their own. They are often seen wearing baggy colourful clothing and expensive trainers.

The Alternative Kids: These come in all shapes and sizes and their clothing ranges from beigey corduroy to black fishnet gloves and black leather jackets. They are music enthusiasts who refuse to listen to any manufactured music. Some of them may look like they have spawned from the dark-side, and may have morbidly stretched earlobes.

The people you should avoid at ALL costs: These are people who talk way too much. One must be diplomatic with them so as not to hurt their feelings. Too much exposure to them may cause internal harm.

Gossipers: AVOID AT ALL COSTS. These are the people who love to play Chinese whisper with other peoples business a little too much. This can often lead to tainted friendships and relationships.

Jocks: The beefy sporty girls and boys who wear trackies to lectures. They are often very testosterone fuelled, watch endless games of (insert sport here) and are in almost every sporty society that exists.

Downbeats: The people who always get the First class honours because they work THAT bloody hard. They are usually pleasant people who are very rarely seen on nights out... because they always have their nose in a book.

Fin.

Real World?

Sorry I've neglected you blog. I have just been so unbelievably busy that I forgot you even existed.
I'm about 8 days away from my last ever university deadline and I'm absolutely bricking it.
I.NEED.A.JOB.

Someone give me one please?

Growing up and preparing oneself for the real world is a rather daunting experience to have to go through. A handful of individuals have said to me that university life is probably the best experience that one can have. This is true.
I'm shaking in my black suede boots. Where am I going to be? How am I to support myself? And will I be alone?

What scares me most is that I can't actually answer these questions... I have no control over what happens for the moment and I like to be in control of every aspect of my life with the fear that things will start to crack and crumble if I'm not.

All I can do is apply...apply...apply...

be your own fucking philosopher

Claiming that you are into philosophy is fair play. But living your life through another philosophers ideology is ridiculous.
Quoting other people's views on life doesn't make you any wiser, more cultured or experienced than an average person living their life. And claiming that you are wiser, more cultured and more experienced BECAUSE you are a fan of philosophy just makes you sound like a moron.
Don't you want to go out and experience things for yourself and come to your own conclusions?
it's all about D.I.Y

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I'm conscious of myself
of my health
When I'm visiting friends.
I'm conscious of myself
of my wealth
When I've nothing to spend.
I'm conscious of myself
When I'm sad
and I've nothing to say.
I'm conscious of myself
being bad
In a juvenile way.
I'm conscious of myself
gaining weight
Eating food that I like.
I'm conscious of myself
feeling hate
For the models I like.